Dear sir/madame,

I've recently come accross the knowledge that one of your employees has come into or has been in the posession of the effects of a member of the Dirty Nancies. I may be inclined to purchase some items in this equipment, possibly even the equipment as a whole.

Please drop me a note (right here) with the name of the one who has these effects so we can get into business.

Sincerely,

N