Too many good choices, I couldn't possibly pick. Vote for the winner!

(number of options limited by personal preference and forum limitations)

The thought of all the criminals and seedier sorts going: "lit's git ta' the Pisser an grab an ale" Or "Let's go hit up tha' ol' Crone fir some drinks" is just way too awesome.

Lets just compromise and name it The Pissing Cloak and Lager Crone. There. Everyone's happy! :P

Wow colin! You're right, I am happy!