The Sons of Ubel Fighting the Scheming Foe
The Sons of Ubel calls all fighting men and women to unite against a potential despot who's taken roost in your own back yard. The brutal dwarf murderer, Miser Ledsker, opposes the Dirty Nancies, true friends of Sewer Town, and in doing so opposes Sewertown itself!
The vile dwarven assassin has put many of your friends in Lower in deep debt with his cunning tricks worthy of a tyrannical Councilor and forces them to work for him like slaves! Free your brothers from the shackles of economic slavery that this crude thug has slapped on their wrists by putting an end to his cruel tricks. Rumors hold that he dabbles in slavery as well. There is only one penalty for slavery - a swift death at the hands of the people!
Converely, the Dirty Nancies of the south side stand for freedom and the people of Lower. "Eyelashes" Eddy, a true man of Lower, puts out a call to those who stand for freedom and decency to stand with them against the threat this dwarf poses to Lower. Help your friends in red battle your foes in blue, and in doing so help ensure nothing less than your own freedom.
If you will answer this call, if you will stand for Lower against this dwarven killer and his ilk, leave word for Knickerson, either here or at the Crone.
Suffer not a tyrant to live! Foster Freedom!
Knickerson