I have been wandering around the server trying to find some of the more obscure quests. This has bought me a lot of pleasure, when server veterans have PMed me with expressions of surprise "there is a quest here?". Much fun.
Then I came across something called the "Gem Hunt" in the Hold. This looked like a quest, it had the quest level written on the quest giver, hell, it even it came up in my quest log. Foolishly, this led me to believe it was a quest, and I took a party to try it out.
It turns out "Gem Hunt" is actually a noob catching extended practical joke. I laughed and laughed and haemorrhaged consumables.
It was an extended torture session. There are large numbers of medium tough mobs, no complaints there. But you are regularly required to put your character through massive conflagrations just to continue through the quest. More over every piece of loot was guarded by traps not spottable with 13 search. That meant every fire agate I picked up (all 11 of them) came with a 15-20 point bang.
After all this, we returned to the quest giver with a measly single small diamond, which he said at the outset was worth one hundred gold. This was pretty insulting to start with, but when he didn't even actually pay us when we returned (a bug?), I admit I did something unpleasant to my keyboard. The A and S keys may never be the same again. The fire agates were worth 2 gold each to a vendor.
I cannot say how much I spent on that quest, maybe 10 cure serious, a wand of cure minor, a dozen elemental wards, plus the usual buffs. For my trouble I received 48 xp and 117 gold worth of gems, split three ways.
I hope the hilarious DM who invented this "quest" laughed so hard when he/she was making it, they suffered a massive hiatus hernia and now lie suffering in some small hospital ward, alone with their pain. I would send them some of my healing, but unfortuntaly I used it all.