Good Mr. Doors. I am a child of Lower, and have experienced the troubles in this place over many years firsthand. I have recently noticed your ad for a bouncer/security, and believe I could fill this position quite nicely. Your ogre is surely a fine guard, but I offer both brawn and wits, as well as an intimate knowledge of the ways of Lower. I now stay here at your inn exclusively, and will talk with you at your convenience. Either leave me a note or catch me when I pay my rent.
Your fellow Lower Sanctuarian, Arsden "Ar" Lazaz