Volunteers are required for ongoing studies on the development of behavioral dysfunction.

** Please contact Vincent Nero for participation, Last Stand Inn. **

Primarily looking for: - Aggressive individuals - Pacifist individuals - Ex-Convicts - Paladins - 'Other' Divine touched individuals - Shy individuals - Extroverted individuals

Completely confidential.

All races, gender are eligible to participate in this survey.

Thank you.

- Nero, V.

*a small note is tacked below one of the notices by a fat gnome in fancy clothes*

Mr. Nero,

Are you a Mindflayer or a Thrall?

Sincerely,

Dugo Nish

[An annoyed Nero pens a reply]

I would prefer you direct your inquiries through private mail in the future Mr. Dugo Nish.

Why must research on "intelligence" be associated with illithids? Is it a topic so obscure to ones such as you as to associate it instantly to abberations?

If you need an answer to that slander, I will take legal action for you to stop vandalizing my recruitment properties.

Sincerely,

Vincent Nero.

*another note is subsequently added*

Mr. Nero,

I fail to see how asking whether you are an Illithid or a thrall is slander. I'm not claiming anything.

Indeed, I believe that intelligence research would be rather obscure to your run-of-the-mill citizen, and I think it's safe to say that you would probably do well to reassure them that you indeed are not planning anything vile.

If you must be horribly offended and already threatening with legal repercussions if you cannot simply answer a question that has a yes or no answer, and which, because it is a question, does not imply anything, I'd say you were at the least making yourself somewhat suspicious.

Sincerely, Dugo Nish

[An 'extremely' annoyed Nero pens another reply]

For the last time, Mr. Nish, this is not a convention board for mere conversation between two individuals. If you have a question, inquire to me at the Last Stand like any -sane- individual would do.

"Planning anything vile?" You are insane, this is an psyche assessment, 3 hypothetical questions asked in a secure location at the townhall - that is all - if you would have contacted me and asked privately you would know.

Leave my recruitment tools alone.