Dear reader,
I must say that it is a relief to find a voice of reason in all of this madness. Everything you say is truth and all counter arguments are illogical fallacies, figments and delusions of the imagination born from unenlightenment, lack of wisdom and guidance. Those that say that we are in the Underdark and not the hells are obviously too dim-witted to realize the obvious and startling truth that everyone here is dead and sent to the hells as fitting punishment. Any rational and reasonable mind will see that this is the only logical answer to our existence here.
I write to you because we share much the same goals, albeit sought in different fashions. Where you wish to climb rock and stone to ascend to the celestial planes, I have a different method... one that will actually work. If one of you has the time I would very much like to meet with you, I can be reached at the Last Stand Inn.
Sera Nernetsk