http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7521044027821122670&q=the+fear+of+girls

Damn dang that reminds me of The Efu Dms.

And Damn a 10d6 Lightning Bolt with no saving Throw Crap If the dms did that were screwed. And those people are nerds I may be a gamer But Im still in with the Ladies. As for those two loosers I have to say They are Weird and Dont Represent any of us responsiple Rpers. And Damn 10d6 Bolt with no Save Im hoping Dms dont use that.

You know that's not real, right Dr. D?

"I wanna have sex with her!" "...okay!"

I'm in with the ladies too, Doc. 8)

Doc taught you everything you know.

I'm with the Doc on this one too, Caddies.

Did Dr Dragon just call all the EfU DMs losers that aren't in with the ladies?

Cuz that like so aint true! I totally have chicks ringing me all the time! They're like... from India! They ring me all the way from India! Just to talk to me! 8) We always make small talk like... how's the weather there? What's the food like? Would you like to upgrade your long distance telephone provider? What are you wearing?

And those people are nerds I may be a gamer But Im still in with the Ladies.

Share with me your secrets, Doc. I am ready to learn.

Alas, due to my marital status I find myself unable to be 'in with the ladies'. I am forced to make do with the one woman in my life. Dr. Dragon, I tip my hat off for you and hope you keep being in with the ladies before you hit the old ball and chain.

The Secret Mr Howland is watching romance movies from the 70s-80s. (after Techni color of course.) They have some punch lines that nobody uses today Mighty Howland. Also the secret is to be yourself. When I mean be yourself dont go bragging Im Howland Im the Super Dm of EFU! Cause Irl no one except the people who play Efu cares. Also theres another tactic wich is giving extra xp gold and loot to a girl that actually plays Efu as a romantic gift. Course Howland majority of us are males and once word gets out Caddies will over throw you just how his character helped overflow the tigers.

Dr Dragon Caddies will over throw you just how his character helped overflow the tigers.

My cup, The Good Doctor, it runneth over for you.

[flexes his overflowing muscles]

Dr Dragon Also theres another tactic wich is giving extra xp gold and loot to a girl that actually plays

I was the most horrible, terrible DM ever, in so many ways, while the server I used to play and DM in was still active few years ago. That quoted thing is exactly what I did, among many many other stupidities... but hey, doing that definately might have helped me to get to know her better. And we're going to get married at the end of this year.

So... I can actually recommend doing it, based on personal experience! :P

(True story. Honestly.)

Bookmarked this thread, there's some really good advice here. Thanks Doc, I owe you one.

But can you give some advice for the average player too, you know? Much of your advice is only useful to DMs. Doesn't every responsible RPer have the right to be in with the Ladies?

[laughing, wiping tears from face]

Dr. Dragon, you brought a ray of Pure Mirth to my otherwise numbingly routine daily schedule. I thank you from the bottom of my heart.

Doc,

Thank you so much for this. I'm getting Lance Murdock to give you his autograph.

Dear Dr Dragon,

Thank you for your post. Your post was a ray of sunshine on an otherwise cloudy day. Yours truly, the World's Greatest Daredevil, Lance Murdock.

You're the man now, Doc.

Sticky this.

Anthee Bookmarked this thread, there's some really good advice here. Thanks Doc, I owe you one.

But can you give some advice for the average player too, you know? Much of your advice is only useful to DMs. Doesn't every responsible RPer have the right to be in with the Ladies?

alright after some experimenting and testing ive compiled some things that dont involve giving xp and loot and being a corupt Dm.

1 and most Important! Damn know what your going to say before you say it! Believe me I said something without thinking kind of one comment.

2 Always Have a compiled List of what to say and When to say it!

3 Most important Try to flirt with someone Alone. Ie not with friend! Less your a guy thats a friend etc.

And your kind of lame times 1000 if you think of flirting with someone infront of there pareants!

Bad Example!

example of me at location X

me "Hey nice outfit"

girl "thank you"

*other girls friend just stares*

Dead silence

girl and friend *giggling*

Me- Run!

succsessful

dinner I tell a good knock knock joke with a friend

girls at next table laugh. Tell me im funny and start commenting on how mature I am for my age.

me 14 them 16.

really start saying graduations are in the month bunch of stuff Ie. Didnt ask for phone numbers or do anything to flirty considering grandpa and little sister right next to me Embrasing!

Points 1 eavesdropping on conversation as well as commenting on conversation = Alertness and noticement of your person.

point 2- small talk works better than

"What light thou window brakes* Small talk works better than loud noises folks and Efu Dms!

Point 3 try to make yourself noticed! No one is going to pay attention to the shy little person in the corner unless its a paranoid person thinking there going to get killed.

Point 4 Act mature and sophisticated not like a 8 cha half orc with 2 intel or the crazy gnome who eats people! Tell Storyd of good points in your life if you are a complete looser who hasnt had one good moment then forget this part.

Point 5 Be Sensetive withouit being a complete wimp. (ie someone who isnt afraid to express opinions. Or who cars about there opinions and feelings without acting like The Bad boy or mr jerky mocho man. They may work in movies but Movies arent IRl!

Some facts for you 8 intels to appear 12 intel or higher!

1 Comment on how the world has been a Dominate Male society thats sexist!

2 Tell them about Drow society! Ie Males being basically useless slaves to woman who are picked around and used as tools. (This is experimental so tell me results if you try,)

Hopefully this helps non dms and Efu Dms!

Hey, Dr!

Thanks for the informative post! There are some good points in there, something for all of us I think.

I need to print this out.

I'm ronery, so ronery. Teach me how to love, Dragon.

Pure gold Dr Dragon

I told everyone at my University. We even erected a statue depicting you; "Dr Dragon, The Doctor of Love."

All praise the Love Doctor!

I looked in the mirror (What did you see looking at you?) I saw a nine stone weakling (What will you do?)

Dr Dragon is waiting for you Dr Dragon will make a man out of you!

I opened my magazine (What did you see?) I saw Dr. Dragon (What did he have?) A girl on each shoulder (What else?) And one in his pants

Dr Dragon can do this for you Dr Dragon will make a man out of You you you you you!

So our hero goes down to the beach He's in real terrible shape His chick's been seen with big Alex That mother kicked sand in his face Now let me tell you about Alex He's got: Hands like hams Knees like trees 200 lbs Of surfboard Hercules

Dr Dragon won't you bring her on back to me I lost my girl down by the beach She's with Alex and she's out of reach So please Dr Dragon won't you bring her on back to me I saw your body in an advert on T.V. But what convinced me was your money back guarantee

Now I'm stronger than Alex (Where is he now?) He's left in disgrace (Oh yeah?) 'Cos I took back my girlfriend (Ha, ha, ha, ha) And kicked sand in his face (In his eyes, in his ears, in his nose)

Dr Dragon is waiting for you Dr Dragon will make a man out of you! Dr Dragon, Dr Dragon Dr Dragon, Dr Dragon

(10cc - Sand In My Face Lyrics slightly changed by me)

I was going to write something astoundingly intellectual, however, the realisation that one word would carry the same message came to me.

That word, ladies and gentlement, is: 'Oookay...'

Alright I honestly this weekend have just discovered more advice after careful study of words.

When a girl that literally is a complete stranger or you havent seen in months /years.

Has said helo to you 4 times in a 3 day weekend and has actually been drawing attention. (I mean the girl saying helo first.) That is called a cry for attention if its done multiple times its likely a cry for attention. Specially when you just happen to bump into them. Yes that is a cry for attention or its someone you havent met and there words other than helo "Dont you remember me I was Etc.: that is likely a cry for attention and Dr Ds advice is to act on a cry for attention.

Yes sorry if I exposed your secret ladies. I feel very bad if I exposed your secret and hope Im not killed in my sleep.

Present yourself IG for a massive XP dump at your earliest convenience. These tips have helped me out alot, Doc. Keep them coming.