(The following is directed to the NPC Goblins in the Sewer, or any PC Goblin that associates with them)

A filthy man with unkempt hair and mustache in heavily worn clothes enthusiastically hands the following missives to several of the Goblins in the Sewer, even kissing their ring fingers before his departure.

The missives are written on tattered, dirty parchments, but written in an animate penmanship, matched only by the finest of scribes.

Dear Reader, who is probably a goblin of attractive green hue,

My name is The Criler Montgomery the Third, Representative of The Lord Andrik Krown the Selfless, the Altruistic, the Generous, the Charitable and the Philanthropic! My Lord, the Great Man of Gifts, wishes to bestow upon you an offer so great that it can only be comparable to the great gift of The Ascension itself!

Lord Andrik Krown is a man of many powers and many offers, and as such he wishes to ask you but one humble question. What is it that the motley goblins of Lower need? Lord Andrik Krown is willing and able to fulfill the request of his friends, and being among his newest club of friends, he is here for you just as he is here for all, for my Lord is wishing to open up trade negotiations for any items that you require. And fear not, dear reader, for they shall be fulfilled!

I dearly await your response. Remember the name, for I am The Criler and I may be found at The Pissing Crone.

Lovingly, -The Montgomery Criler the Third Representative of Lord Andrik Krown the Courageous