Oh it's awful! Someone, anyone, I need help! I think I was the only one that escaped, but there may be more alive. To anyone with a heart, I implore you to hear my story. I'll be in the Last Stand to tell this tale in roughly a hour. You'll know it's me, as I'll be drenched in ale, blood, and tears.

//roughly one hour from post this will start.

//to clarify - roughly 10:30 PM GMT -6 time, tonight.