[This small poster has words painted simplistically onto Zurkwood, and is distributed about Sanctuary by an invisible woman wearing a pot helm and plain robes]
I threaten you Sanctuary, meet my demands or I will attack you with a rock I found whilst running for my life, naked through the Underdark from a hook horror, and some nice turd from a deep lizard which I'll fling at you. Skillful, trained warriors, magic and creatures of steel are no match for my pet dog and nature! All hail a life of poverty and survival of the fittest, I am prepared to try to force you to!
[signed] ~I Don't Believe In Names