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A letter in the care of Grizabella for Dr. Tobias Breen

The letter has what appears to be stains from a bowl of stew

Hiya Toby bet you never thought you'd hear from me in this format huh. That reminds me, I was writing this letter for you and all the sudden I got the feeling like I was suspended or floating above the table. You ever get that feeling Toby? So anyways I was staring at the letter and then I remembered a big stack of books once that came flying from a shelf at me. It was really neato Toby they had wings and one was named Maurice, well that wasn't his name, I named him Maurice cause I had a pig once named Maurice only Maurice the pig actually wasn't my pig he was owned by Laurs but anyways back to the books. They had wings and oh that reminds me Toby, I saw a picture of an elf once with wings. Ever seen a flying elf? She looked really pretty Toby maybe I could find a picture of her for you to pin up in your cave there and you can practice telling her how much you love her and when you get married, I want to be the best halfling--no no wait! I want to be the wedding buffet! That would be neato Toby! Wow to be a piece of chicken or a frog, oh remember the frog that swallowed me Toby? That wasn't very fun no way, nuh-uh no how.

Hedge made what looks like a drawing of a 6'0" elf with wings with the head of a frog eating chicken and dancing with a flying book

Oh Toby.........I found the cure. Find me.

*tobias is flabbergasted that someone in hedge's position would find a cure for the disease, bypassing all his research and efforts*

"Deux Ex Machina! He cant possibly know whats going on... can he?"

*he storms out of the blue mushroom to find hedge*