Hello,

Here's the report you wanted me to write.

So, these gnomes were holding a beauty contest as you know, they wanted you to be one of their judges and all. We were pondering where you and the other judges were until we finally decided to proceed with one judge, or mainly the gnomes did. I was there just out of curiosity.

Well, the gnomes started yapping almost as well as me when I suddenly heard someone doing something behind me. Well, I turned around of course and I see this lass, dark haired, trying to close and bar the door. I started thinking, what the heck's that lass doing, so I thought I'd ask her. You know, there's all kinds of people here in Sanctuary so I didn't really think it was that odd, just intriguing.

The odd part though, was that the lass didn't reply. Just like the gnome who was spreading around those notes the other day, right? Well, I thought, maybe she can't hear a thing so I grabbed her by the hand and turned her around. Now this is when things started getting interesting. I noticed the lass was drooling and her gaze was blank, like a thrall, right?

Well, I turned around and there was this huge amount of green glitter and shine and then those buggers started jumping in. An elf's torso attached to a spider, a drider as someone said. Bloody ugly in any case. One of them four legged things with those brains attached to them ran at us too. And then some other buggers, but I didn't get to look at them all that long as we were busy handling the others.

Anyway, we killed a few and then one of the buggers hit me in the head I think because I passed out and when I woke up we just made a run for it since the door was open again. I took one of them invisibility potions, though. Saw that the thrall lass was on the ground, probably dead and one of them big green buggers was standing on it. I grabbed the elven lass' bag and ran out of the place and the next thing that happened is pretty much us running into you.

Oh, and what were the experiments you were talking about and all?

Stanley Waynolt