[the letter is addressed to any ranking priest or priestess]

Dear sir or madame,

As a brother in faith, I wish to begin attending services in your temple in the near-future. I am a member of the diplomatic envoy from Sslal'teesh, and I can be reached in the Embassy in Upper.

I look forward to hearing from you. Ibrandul be praised.

Sincerely,

Mulciber Atramentous

[with an impatient sigh, Mulciber drafts another copy of the letter and has a kobold deliver it to the Sacred Cave]

Services are held regularly at the Cave, all are welcome to attend. I do not understand the purpose of your letter, are you asking for an invitation? We are a public temple.

Acolyte Luffin