[Written in tiny but legible handwriting]

Dear mister or missus,

I want to join your organization. I was told to seek out one of your kind so I'm doing that now. Can we arrange a meeting?

Thanks, D. Aumble

PS I stay at the Rock Bottom Inn for now.

Thank you for your interest in the Seekers,

Please stop by anytime you like, and we would be happy to talk with you about your interest in joining our organization. Ask for Cog.

Cog Ippensher.