Citizens,

I offer you my merchandise, best of the imbued wands, mixed brews, and written scrolls!

I hold, with no shame, of the best prices in sanctuary! Watchmen and Seekers get discounts! Big orders get discounts! Part of the profit will be donated to the Beacon!

Contact Amendir Fryen for the best brews in Sanctuary! And remember, it may be smelly, it may taste bad, But I have the best price, or so was said! Amendir Fryen, Merchant and Collector

[A man clad in black leather and a red trimmed helm walks by, scoffing softly] Feh. Yeah right.

Post a giant sign in the lower, about how you give the watch discounts and help them.

Brilliant feckin' sales pitch.

[wanders off muttering]