Dear sir, madame,
If one is present, I would like to receive a list of names of those who died in the recent brave venture to rescue the Sheriff from the Sewer Town insurgents.
I ask for this, because I fear that some of my friends may have been among the fallen, and seeing as my friends in this town are little, I'd fear that if such were the case I would not be informed by their other comrades.
Eagerly awaiting a response,
Dugo Nish