A large piece of paper is tacked up onto the wall above the sleeping bedrolls. Next to it hangs a scimitar that many might recognize as the signature weapon of former Sheriff Fawkes
DEATH OF A TYRANT
This is the tale of the death of former Sheriff Fawkes at the hands of valiant freedom fighters of Sewer Town!
A calm day in our settlement; men and women, content in their freedom from the oppression of upper and the Watch, go about their duties.
A great peril then comes to our gates! A mennacing barbarian of the Tribe of the Blades cries for the blood of one of our finest citizens. A lone man, Sammy, fights off the hoards of mercenaries and drives them from our city! Rejoicing was had and much celebration that these mercenaries won't ever dictate the way we live our lives in our own town!
But all was not well! Secretly, The Tribe of the Blade conspired with Sheriff Fawkes of The Watch. The Tyrant, Fawkes, seeks to bring down our settlement with his sneaky tricks! Not an hour later came Sheriff Fawkes with a dozen heavily armed cronies to our city! In disguise they sought to attack our town unawares and kill any who would not relent their freedom to them! Their deceit was discovered by Sammy and Kort, however. True to the spirit of Sewer Town, Sammy and Kort stood against these overwhelming odds! "Put down those keys you stole and get out, Scabs!" screamed Kort. "Silence! Lay down your arms and submit to the LAW!" retorted The Tyrant, Fawkes. "Sewer Town will never submit to tyrant's and murderers like you, Fawkes! Leave us in peace and go! We'll not let you take our freedom though!" snarled Sammy, a true child of Sewer Town.
The Tyrant, Fawkes, attacks! His dozen cronies spring to action! Kort and Sammy stand strong though! Valiantly they hold their ground against the tide of evil oppression that tries to sweep across our town! Fawkes is brought to his knees by Sammy himself as Kort mops up the remaining henchmen after an epic battle! "This won't be the end of this, rebellious dog! The Watch will purge your pathetic lot! We'll kill your men; we'll take your women and put them to work! We'll feed your children to our rothe! You can't fight the law!" screamed Fawkes as he clutched at his wounded side. "Sewer Town will stand strong! Ubel protects! Ubel's vision will be realized. The Watch won't push around the common man any more. The Watch won't oppress and deny! Sanctuary will be free!" Sammy declared. With these words Sammy raised his mighty axe! A single swing and away was the light in Fawkes' red eyes! Limp was his body, fat off the spoils of corruption! Dead was The Tyrant!
Rejoice, Sewer Town! Rejoice, SANCTUARY!