Most Spectacular Good Sir Excelion,

I, Hariani Mirfeil, from whom you have purchased the finest stinkweed in the land, express my sincerest regrets that you are giving up stinkweed. That being said, should you come across any source of surface pipeweed on your travels, I will pay most handsomely for whatever supply of the stuff you do not need for your own person, or for the name of your source.

Also, I carry a very fine assortment of wines, including but not limited to well-aged Cerise Reds, the exotic Bloodfruit Elixir, Sparkling Sun Wines, fancifully rubied Svirfneblin Gogondy Wine, and the rare and spectacular Drow Azure Wine. Do not hesitate to call on me for whatever fine goods you wish to buy or sell.

Sincerely and Extravagantly,

Hariani Mirfeil Hariani's Magnificent Mercantile Services