To Whom it may Concern,
I seek to hire an illusionist for a brief religious service of significance to surface gnomes. I cannot pay much, but I believe the hundred standard weights I have to offer are ample compensation for what will likely be at most an hour's work, involving little but standing quietly and the casting of a few minor illusions.
The timing is flexible. I would prefer to hire a gnomish illusionist, but a human of upright standing in your community would also serve, if a gnome is not to be found.
I may be reached at the Rock Bottom Inn.
Yours sincerely,
Drudo G.