Hey there mister sir,

I saw your advertisements and I'm glad to inform you that you might have just found the perfect advertiser for your marvellous inn. I can do a lot of talking, you can confirm that from those who know me, Stanley Waynolt. People call me Stan though.

Janitorial services, entertainment and security are something also suitable for me, whatever suits your needs most, sir. If you're interested in meeting me, or even better, straightforward hiring me, do leave me a note at this spectacular inn you're managing.

I hope to hear from you soon manager Face, Stanley Waynolt

[A prompt response is sent]

Greetings, -Mr-/Ms Stanley [Mister is circles, Stanley is written in by hand on the pre-printed zuhrkwood paper]

Thank you for expressing interest in the advertisement/other [written in by hand once more] position. We are pleased to inform you that the position is indeed vacant, and would be greatly pleased to speak with you in regards to filling said position.

Feel free to meet Face around the bar when he is free. [From the Desk of Face, Manager of the crone.]