Dear Cyrus *horible punctatopm amd grammer*
mez bez named rock and ME wish to work at yourz innz. I canz bez security so mez canz beatz up anyz truble makerz at da cronez. your employee named face saidz he wills send good word boutz mez. Im good with a Big ass sword and its good for beatingz peoplez downz tu da grownd.
Leave words for rock at yourz establishment the crone.