Mister Mxyzptlk
2007-03-09 18:32:57 UTC
#75642
Honored and revered members of the Shadow Tribe,
Greetings, I am Hariani Mirfeil, and I am a merchant within the fair town of Sanctuary. I am not particularly well-versed on how an embassy to Sanctuary functions legally, but I would like to offer my services as a middleman for any trading with Sanctuary. If you have goods of any kind which you wish to sell to the residents of Sanctuary, I would be happy to come by and pick them up, do the footwork of selling them for you, and return your profits to you, for a minimal fee.
If you are interested in an arrangement of this kind, do me the honor of leaving word for Hariani Mirfeil at the Last Stand Inn.
Sincerely and reverently,
Hariani Mirfeil
Hariani's Magnificent Mercantile Services
Mister Mxyzptlk
2007-03-28 15:54:02 UTC
#79030
Most spectacularly prolific embassadors,
I eagerly await your reply to my previous letter, so eagerly, in fact, that I have had a copy drafted for your convenience!
Sincerely and delightfully,
Hariani Mirfeil
Hariani's Magnificent Mercantile Services
*a copy of the previous letter is attached*
Scalebane7676
2007-03-28 21:41:36 UTC
#79081
Dear Mr. Mirfeil,
I am interested in discussing your offer, and I look forward to hearing more of your proposal. Please stop by the Embassy when you have a spare moment and we will begin hammering out the details of an arraignment.
If you were able to glean what industries Upper has and what trade goods they have to offer on a large scale, it would be most helpful.
I enjoy a goblet of wine when I discuss economics. While I'm quite partial to Azure wine, I'm willing to try some of the other vintages.
Sincerely,
Mulciber Atramentous
Personal Aide to Ambassador Natch
Sslal'teeshian Embassy
Scalebane7676
2007-03-31 05:55:22 UTC
#79525
[Mulciber resends the letter]