I will be landing on homesoil early in the morning on April the 1st. Just bear with me for a while longer. I am counting days and am already returning to adapting the European Timezone, so I can play EfU again the minute I get back. I thank everyone for their enormous interest in my farings in New Zealand, and for keeping my spirits and hopes up; Don't worry guys, I will be up and running again in no time, and I will smack back into the server with a renewed energy I haven't felt since... Basically, since I lost my virginity ages ago. BRING IT ON!

I smell an April Fool's Joke coming.

Wee! Sanctuary has declined so much since you left :(. No one any longer bothers to close the gate!

Great to see you coming back.

Coldurn! They're all out to get us! We have to run away! Oh, and here's a blur potion, go have fun.

Yea, go home already. You're tired of NZ and I'm SURE NZ is tired of you.

Coldbold! Come back! :)

Speaking of which, what have you been doing in NZ anyway?

He's coming home... <3

Can I kill your next character, Coldburn?

On a related note, I'm glad to hear you'll be around. <3

Actually, it isn't an April Fools' Joke. Well, okay, perhaps it is depending on the timezone you're in. Seeing as I am crap with timezones, I might come back anywhere between the 31st of March and 2nd of April, however it will be the 1st of April early morning when I land in Holland, local time.

And of course, Anthee. You know you have the exclusive right to kill any of my characters, or stir events into that direction (Many have tried, but thusfar Anthee rules with a, what was it now, 75% kill ratio? Nice).

I'm hoping to get back and set a lot of plots in motion for the worse of Sanctuary (which is for the better of the playerbase, I should hope). Let's get this dung rocking.

Can I kill you please? :(

You owe me one!

~Nickless

No.

Wrexsoul Wee! Sanctuary has declined so much since you left :(. No one any longer bothers to close the gate!

I do :P

Written from Auckland Airport: I am now on my journey home, which will have us reunited within the day. Don't hold your breath, though. It's a long time and you'll suffocate. But it's getting closer.

With love, Coldburn.

Wololo!

Coldburn Written from Auckland Airport: I am now on my journey home, which will have us reunited within the day. Don't hold your breath, though. It's a long time and you'll suffocate. But it's getting closer.

With love, Coldburn.

I don't want excuses, I want RESULTS. Get home now. And if you're pulling our legs, then your next PC may or may not have a min-maxed half-orc played by yours truly coming after him as soon as you make him.

And oh yeah. I got back last morning.

I'll not be logging onto EFU however, until the Planejumping Prelude has started. I don't want to spoil my re-entry into EFU.