http://www.myspace.com/eltongoofy

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Hahaha :D

The singer's a teacher at my school. This is the last place I expected to see this. Hilarious.

Hilarious? >_> Friggin' scarey.

Pelottavaa että tämmönen juttu päätyy näillekkin foorumeille. : D

:D

You've got an awesome teacher at your school, Dopson! lol. It's too bad the foreigners can't understand the lyrics.

Dopson Hahaha :D

The singer's a teacher at my school. This is the last place I expected to see this. Hilarious.

Oh god, I was just going to post here "That guy lives in my city by the way, but I wonder where the heck in Lappeenranta!"

Aaww... He is quite..extraordinary. Good that I'm not in your school, Dopson.

How did you find him outcrowd?

My girlfriend has an unhealthy Elton John fixation and found him on myspace. I'd love to see a translation of some of the lyrics.

What does Elton Goofy teach at your school, Dopson? My GF is dying to know.

outcrowd1 What does Elton Goofy teach at your school, Dopson? My GF is dying to know.

He teaches biology and geography. :D

Elton Goofy TYTTÖ SIRIUKSESTA

Tyttö Siriuksesta kertoi mulle niin ett’ rakastunut oli Juhan af Granniin Mietin mikähän ukkomiehess’ vetoaa Kai ne on noi kiharat ja sävy harmaa

Ja mä menin parturiin permiksen ottamaan Ja samaan hintaan totta kai sain sävyn harmaan Niin riensin luokse tytön Siriuksesta Se osas ennustaa mun aatteeni ja ootti ilman vaatteita

Ja se sano

”Juostaan kuutamoon Noustaan kyytiin ufon Rakastellaan niin että saadaan ukkomiehet kyyneliin Niiltähän puuttuu ne”

Jälkeen kokemuksen tuon järisyttävän Menin kavereita tapaamaan ja kerroin tämän Ne vaan nauroi, sano mulle: ”Älä viitti, hei!” Porukassa kuiski, ”Ne siltä järjen vei!”

Ja aamun valjetessa valkotakkiset saapuikin Pisti piikin peffaan ja löi rautoihin Mä nauroin, huusin apuun humanoideja vaan taivaalta laskeutuikin tyttö Siriuksesta

Ja se sano

”Juostaan kuutamoon..."

Anthee's crappy translation THE GIRL FROM SIRIUS

A girl from Sirius told me that she was in love with Juhan af Grann I wondered what attracted her in the old man Must be those curls and the grey tone

And I went to the barber's to take a perm And for the same price, of course, got a grey tone So I hurried back to the girl from Sirius She anticipated my intentions and awaited without clothes

And she said

"Let's run to the moonlight Let's get aboard a ufo Let's make love so that we get old men in tears since they're missing those"

After that experience so shaking I went to meet my friends and told them all this They just laughed, said "Oh come on, hey!" Whispered amongst themselves, "They took his sense away!"

And sure enough, at dawn the white coats arrived Sticked a needle in my butt and put in me chains I laughed, cried for help from humanoids But it was the girl from Sirius that landed from the sky

And she said

"Let's run to the moonlight..."