Uncle Worn and Cyrus Doors Old Time Pissing Crone Fight Night!
That's right, my friends.
The number one event in Lower, nay, the whole of Sanctuary returns! Thanks to the kind generosity of Mr. Cyrus Doors, the bloodbath will flow once more!
For a fee of just 150 Gold*, you too can participate in the Fight Night to end all Fight Nights!
The adoring Women!*
The money!*
The prizes!*
The fame!*
See you there.
-Uncle Worn
*tbc *tbc *tbc *tbc *tbc
((Friday, 16th Feb. 11:30 GMT .))