Tired of having to risk the trek to Curios Shop to bask in your other characters former glory? Look no further, we are seeking flavourful, pun intended, stew, soup names. Either in honor of famous Lower characters or mocking Upper figures and/or organizations, with matching description prefered. Need not be dead people.

Example:

Freedom Stew Stew made of rothe not molested by the Spellguard, such animals are rare. Which is why its a pricey meal. 10 GP

Mandarin Stew Made from a special ingredient found in the Sewers, this swirling green, thick liquid tastes oddly like chicken but leaves a musty, feces like aftertaste. 3 GP

Maddock's Liver and Onions This hard, nearly chewable lump of possibly meat actually does smell delicious--rather like a fine Sembian ale which in fact is what the liver marinates in for a week before its cooked.

Rollo's Rothe Pie:

- created by Cookie at the Rock Bottom for Rollo Stoneshield. - chunks of Rothe are lightly breaded with beer batter, combined with a thick, rothe-based dark gravy - served as a pie with a thick pastry crust, and grilled Underdark mushrooms in a light sauce on the top or side as desired.

(Also served sans crust in stew form with or without the grilled mushrooms)

Orc Stew

This strong and spicy stew is named for the race who founded it Orcs. Inside it you can see bits of ground up spices, mushrooms, salts, crudely fashioned bread, sludgy water, and chunks of rothe meat. Amidst it all you note a most out landish item. The eyeball of a deep gnome.

Two recipies-- one an old one from way back-- for pie--

and a new one--

Fawkes Pork and Beans Suprise

First, we find a wild boar. We arrest it for the charge of public nuisance, then we hall it down to the kitchen, where we berate and tease it for hours and hours. After the boar has been thoroughly humiliated and tenderized, we beat the crap out of it. Yes, it is already dead, but we beat the crap out of it anyways. Then we find a bean stalk and threaten to subdue it if it doesn't put it's beans away. When the bean stalk refuses the order, we knock it down and take away all of its beans.

We take the beans and the pork, and we throw it in the kitchen for a few hours, so the pork and beans can think about what they did, and know that we will be watching them.

While the pork and beans are being rehabilitated, we cook some noodles in chicken broth, add some bits of chicken, and serve that to our guests.

The soup you are eating tastes like chicken noodle soup, but please know that we will eventually release the pork and beans. And you may enjoy the pork and beans once they have realized the error of their ways.

"Perfect Fenberry Pie" -by Mama Fen

Ingredients:

30 Fenberries 10 alchemy packs (custard) 1 Rolling Pin of Smoothing +4

Instructions on making pie

Now--- take the Rolling Pin of Smoothing +4 and use it to beat your kobold servent senseless until he make you some pie!

You may ask yourself, what is Fenberry Pie good for? Well, it IS mighty tasty--- better yet, it can also be used as a weapon. That's right! A well placed thrown pie in the middle of melee combat will disgrace your opponent. Not only that, but any other hostile's in the area will be killed, also. Cause they will die of laughter, of course! Just make sure you don't have dwarves in your party. They'll start making rude comments about wasting perfectly good food.

King Wilks' Fire Lichen Chilli

Delicious Fire Lichen chilli combined with braised rothe meat and a mug of good stout. Every spoonful of this fiery meal is like a punch in the mouth.