Metro_Pack
2006-01-25 13:51:20 UTC
#7171
Greetings, fair citizens!
The Pissing Crone is proud to announce the formation of a professional boxing circuit, for both entertainment and monetary reward! All bets are on!
Soon, we'll be having the opening tournament to crown the first Champion of the Underdark. After that, all professional fighters will be ranked, and have the chance to win gold and affection in weekly bouts.
To sign up to be a pro fighter, bring 100 coins to myself, Cyrus Doors, at the Pisser.
Rules of the Ring
- No armor.
- No magic.
- Wear regulation gloves provided by the Crone
- No magic items
- A cornerman will be assigned to fix you up between rounds
- You can knock yer opponent on his ass, but can't hit him while he's down.
Metro_Pack
2006-01-28 21:25:28 UTC
#7577
Results:
Karic the Crusher defeats the mysterious Mister N halfway through the third round.
The Crusher's overwhelming power eventually wore down the plucky Mister N, who hung in tough until the bitter end.
Karic moves into the second round!
Zerelde the Terrible defeats Rueth Greyward halfway through round three! Zerelde poured it on late in the fight, and scored a series of heavy blows that wore down the man from Upper. She moves on to fight Karic in round two!
In a stunning first round KO, our own King Bug defeated the equally sized Garr in a real slugfest. Garr was game, but Bug landed a pair of huge left hooks that sent him to the canvas! He moves into round two!