*a messy note left at the Pissing Crone by a strange Half-Orc*HeLo yU reaD Golg nOte yU sMaRt yOu hElP Golg. Golg nO bAd lIkE OtHer oRc, golg waNt tO hElP peOpe YoU hElp GolG bE nIce smArt Golg bE veRy haPy aNd maKe yU Golg fRiend lEavE noTe foR Golg aT PeiNg ConE gOlg nO hUrt yU onLy WaNt hElp tO bE sMat Golg gO noW.
((OOC: I'm planning on increasing Golg's intelligence and I'll need to explain the subsequent changes in his behaviour IG, so I'll be needing someone with an intelligence higher than that of Golg to teach him the basics of language and civilised life in general. PM if interested))