Esteemd Spellguard Official,
I have not too recently applied for a position within the Spellguard, to assist with the Animatron project. The agent I spoke with, Lance Lathain, claimed I would be contacted. This has not happened to the date.
I am still patient, yet your recent postings asking people to join the Spellguard Associates leave me in fear that my application will soon be buried under a heap of Associate applications.
As such, I am respectively requesting and offering the following.
Please send me a reply to the already made application as soon as possible. I am currently pursuing various employments, and, though I do not wish to sound arrogant, you will miss out on me if you do not reply soon.
If the aforementioned is unwished, I shall send in an application to the Associates, under basically the same pretenses, only now there is an actual title for that which I wis to pursue.
Please, pick whichever of these two has your fancy. I would, naturally, prefer the first option, seeing as this will take significantly shorter.
I eagerly await your reply.
Dugo Nish Gnomish Inventor Extraordinaire