*Professionally edited and placed next to his other campaign posters and for citizens who've been around for enough months, recognizable as Kale's original campaign platform.*
1) All Watchwomen should wear tight mini-skirts. 2) Equal rights to Kobolds and Goblins. 3) Wearing helmets in Sanctuary will now be legal! Skull helmets will be given preference. 4) More housing to alleviate the crowding issues in lower this will be achieved by clearing out and fixing up the buildings in the snirvneblin ruins 5) A fine of 100 gold to be paid whenever someone comments on another's aura or intent such views are clearly discriminatory and have no place in a multi cultural and multi ethical society. 6) The reprogramming of all animatrons so that they say by your command after they have been spoken to by you. 7) Equal voting rights for the undead. 8) Establishment of outpost near lizard man settlement at dark Lake to better facilitate trade with the lizards and to be a staging post for searches for mineral wealth.
As an additional bonus, the Sanctuary Sentinel will give a free dictionary away to anyone who votes for Kale: We also urge Kale to purchase or pick up his free copy of the dictionary!