Esteemed Watch officer,
I would hereby like to file a report of crimes commited by a dwarf named Korgan Raznek. I accuse him of theft and assault against Sanctuary citizens. I have three witnesses who will testify against him. - Tagnar Rockcrusher - Brando Kain - Alexander Reile Please make sure that this vagrant is apprehended and tried.
Sincerely,
Dugo Nish Gnomish inventor extraordinaire