Dear Watch,
How are you? I'm a goblin. I'm Constable Bo, and I got turned into a goblin. Maybe Stell told you, or maybe he didn't. It happened when I went after a goblin army in their tunnels today, or yesterday. I forget the day. Anyways, I got turned into a goblin and there's very little that I can do right now about it.
Until I find a way to turn back into a Lightfoot, I thought I should ask if it's okay to spend time in Upper. You see, I'm recognizable by my bandana and my snappy Drow shield, but some people may try to kill me. I don't like to be killed, so I'm contacting you. With the new laws, am I allowed to be in the city or not? I'm still a Lightfoot at heart if that helps your decision.
If I'm allowed in the city, please just leave a letter with Spencer. Also, it might be a good idea to let him know that I'm Bo, and not a bad guy. He might not believe me since I look so goblinesque of late. Thank you.
Love, Bo
P.S. Please ask Sergeant Fawkes if "goblinesque" is the correct term.
XOXOXO