hey do the Drow have a version of santa claus....if so thats a santa I don't want to meet....
as for you humans..no he doesn't visit underdark...would you risk it just to deliver presents?.
anyways I hope you all have a marry Xmas..I won't be on often from here on in due to family stuff...after new year you should see more of me
The Drow version of Santa Clause would have to be Kim Jong Ill
Yes, the Drow do have a version of Santa Claus, and they do celebrate some holidays. Unfortunately for our casual inquirers, these holidays typically revolve around more mature, adult themes, where the female clergy of Lolth "gift" their male subordinates with multiple whippings, lashings, and mutilations. So, a Drow Santa's "gifts" would be very much masochist in nature. Due to this highly adult theme for the Drow holiday, I believe it's avoided on this server, though I'm not certain.
Have a safe, rewarding holiday Ki Bosh, and remember-when you're in trouble being hit on by that girl across the street whom you hate, act and talk like a robot. It will turn her off like you an intern in the White House who had to work for Al Gore instead of Big Bill.
Stay safe, drive safely, and have a Merry Christmas.
Peace, love, and joy, out.
-Red Skull 389
Yup - going to be back home for christmas and they don't have the net, and then working on essays frantically when I get back. Merry christmas to all though.
I thought the drow santa will be like the one from Futurama
Last christmas efu wasn't even up, except for a few rare one-offs. Oh progress, how wonderful it is.
Please lock this thread before the christmas hate of Oroborous consumes us all!
Seasons greetings Oro! <.< >.>
[runs for cover]
*scratches head and wonders why Oro hates Christmas.*
Fool! Don't invoke the ire!1!
He's doomed us all!
I see you got wcsherry's good side in that screenshot... :lol:
lolchristmas.
gee thanks for the laughs...I really didn't expect this post to go this far...but it's great to see the christmas spirit in full swing...now to put a drider spawn in all the little nippers stockings!
Will santa be showing up in sanctuary to give out presents to all the girls and boys...(sounds like an idea for a dm quest 8) )
The only Santa Claus that lives is the bad santa (That's me yes) And I only gives presents to bad people! So no presents for the paladins!
I'd like to see him go to Lower and have his sleigh hijacked.
Santa stays and some thugs head out to the surface.
We could have Christmas all year. Plenty of elves to help him out too.
Elven *Toy* Band?
I just wanted to say:
Merry Christmas ALL!
Stay safe, watch out for the idiots on the roads.
He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake...
Santa brings presents!
Happy Christmas
Merry christmas to all!
Merry Christmas!!
Bah! Humbug!