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[In a finely penned hand] PISSING CRONE NOW HIRING!

Seeking:

-Gambling Organizer -Fight Promoter -Animal Handler -Songwriters -Dancers -Bouncers -Enforcers -Waitresses -Cook

ALSO HIRING BOUNCERS AND ENFORCERS! FREE ALE, FREE BED, PAID TO KEEP PEOPLE IN LINE!

Seek Out or Leave word for Chk of the Crone for details

[In a fine small print] Seeking a place to hold gatherings, auctions, or any other events? The crone has numerous rooms available for succh. Seek out Chk in person for details.

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