[In a rather large, oddly penned text] CHEIF,

I HAVE MAGLUBIYET RELIC .

LEAVE WORD AT CRONE FOR CHK.

[on a second page, a less messy text]

Chief Gruzzle,

If you can read this, I believe I have found the relic you seek, an amulet made from a skull with "Maglubiyet" carved into the back. Leave word at the Crone and we can arrange a meeting of sorts to discuss the transfer of the artifact, if it even is such. Included is a sketc.

[At the bottom of the second page is the crude sketch]

A goblin reads the letter out loud for Chief Gruzzle and his Auxiliary Chief. Keeping a steady, emotionless gaze for a moment, Chief Gruzzle instructs the goblin to set the letter in front of him on the ground. Chief Gruzzle takes the letter, and uses it later to clean himself after a vigorous bout of diarrhea. A rather filthy looking goblin sends a reply...

CHK,

Is not sacred, stolen relic. You mock Goblin Town? You have big explain to do. If want explain, Chief demand you see him. You do in person, not in writing.

-Secretary Lguzubuz.

[A note is left for the secretary]

I was unsure if he would be able to read such. I shall meet with him at his leisure, though. I am the thin dwarf in red and black. Seek me out at the crone.

-Chk