Alright, so its not that hot or steamy and begins with a very suspicious looking gnome messenger, in fact, the gnome appears to be dead and its arm fell off quite some time ago. It showed up in Townhall as Barrister tried to convince a paladin he was a very moral man...and said "thwap...message for you sir!" or something like that.
The message eventually leads Barrister across the Dark Lake with a worthy band of heroes, luckily entirely clueless as to the real reasons they're there other than the chance to loot corpses.
Resistance is tough, the locale filled with foul undead.
Luckily, Barrister doesn't manage to lose his head--unlike some of his party.
Eventually, the purpose of the quest is revealed. Barrister is to deliver a message, when spoken this message causes a revelation that strikes terror into the hearts of men.
Thereupon, the plucky Barrister embarks on future quests.
PS: Seriously, the message we went all that way to deliver was to tell an ancient lich that he had something in his teeth. I shit you not. It was the strangest quest I've ever been on.
