I got bored and started looking around on the net for stuff to do and i found this thingy at http://www.wtv-zone.com/LadyBoheme/dearsanta.html

This is the one Harlstar made:

Dear Santa,

I have been a good boy.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Crystel's Christmas party. It was Jamie who spiked the punch with too much Beer. I can't help it if I drank 13 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Crap-smell.

I thought it was funny when I put Crystel's Dress on my head and danced the Tango on the Chair while singing `Papercut'. I didn't mean to break Crystel's TV and don't know why Crystel would sue me for Adultery.

I don't remember calling Joseph's wife a Fat Pig---even though she looked like one with Red eye shadow and Blue lipstick!

And when I threw up on Jesse's husband's Head, it was only because I ate too much of that Fish.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Car through my neighbor's Kitchen. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a retarded dog and have me arrested for Drunk and disorderly behavior!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all Drunk and Happy. And I'm really not to blame for any of this blank stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and blank yours, Harlstar (Really a nice boy!)

Also i found this: ((i edited it for less mature eyes))

Dear Santa, You must be surprized i am writing to you today, the 26th of December. Well, i would very much like to clear up certian things that have occurred since the beginning of the mounth, when, filled with illusion, i wrote you my letter. I asked for a bicyle, an electric trainset, a pair of roller blades and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was i first in my grade, but i had the best marks in the whole school. I'm not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better then me, my parents, my brothers, my friends and with my neighbors. I would go on errands, and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing within the reach that i would not do for humanity. That b*lls you have leaving me a f**king yoyo, a lame whistle and a pair of ugly socks. What the f**k we're you thinking, you fat pr*ck, that you've taken me for a sucker the whole f**king year to come out with some s**t like this under the tree. As if you hadn't f**ked me enough, you gave that little p**f across the street so many toys he can't walk into his house. Don't let me see you trying to fit your big, fat ass down my chimney next year. I'll f**k you up. I'll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you'll have to walk back to the f**king north pole, just like what i have to do now since you didn't get me that f**king bike. F**K YOU SANTA. Next year you'll find out how bad i can be, you FAT C**KSUCKER,

Sincerely,

Little Johnny.

We we're rolling around clutching our sides, mostly at the last one, we're only teenagers, we can laugh at our feelings.

fucking santa...

Who spikes punch with beer? ...

The best kind of people.

No, the best people use Absinthe.

Or ethanol...

Go to URL and check it out, you'll then understand, my young padwan

why the hell do people drink beer? its nasty and revolting stuff. and i have a problem already with this game. i don't want two addictions

spawnofweevil No, the best people use Absinthe.

Or ethanol...

Thomas_Not_very_wise why the hell do people drink beer? its nasty and revolting stuff.

I meant ethanol, but pure ethanol; as in the type of stuff chemists use to kill small animals.

Drink vodka until you get to the hospital if you get intoxicated with methanol.

Any reason is good to drink.

But you didn't hear me say that.

spawnofweevil I meant ethanol, but pure ethanol; as in the type of stuff chemists use to kill small animals.

Yes, i remember my folks had a bottle 96% pure ethanol back in the days (it is impossible to get stronger in liquid form). But still, methanol is more poisonous than ethanol. But, I digress - back on topic! :)

I can think of far too many reasons. How 'bout you just grow older and find out for yourself?

Well, I went until 19 (I bet most drink at about 13-15) and still don't think there is a good reason to drink.

On the other hand... nothing stops me from drinking when opportunities come ;)

Thomas_Not_very_wise why the hell do people drink beer? its nasty and revolting stuff. and i have a problem already with this game. i don't want two addictions

Amen! Try Kahlua in chocolate milk or coffee. Wine coolers are good too.

Whiskey. I'm a man.

...seriously. i drink two cups of choclate milk a day. beer is bad for bones....even withs its illustrious history *murder. water purifier...etc...*

When you're a big boy, you're bones don't need any more nourishment.

I STAND BY MY BELIEF. BEER IS BAD FOR CIVILIZATION

And I second that!!!

*while drinkin' some beer*

Thomas_Not_very_wise why the hell do people drink beer? its nasty and revolting stuff. and i have a problem already with this game. i don't want two addictions

Pfft, lameo.

Alcohole is a addictive drug and drinking beer, not only can be force by Peer Pressure, but it tastes good, wimp.

And if your mum and dad wernt drinking, theres a 63.8% chance you wouldnt be here today.

BEER IS GOOD FOR POPULATION

Question is... what kind of population...

I don't think Alcohol, or rather, the quantities we drink today, are that good.

On the other hand, once in a while its not that horrible...

I strongly object it on a regular basis, and myself never been drunk, and proud of it. (Although, I did drank alcohol enough to be dazed in a sort)

[quote="alogen"]and myself never been drunk, and proud of it. (Although, I did drank alcohol enough to be dazed in a sort)

I, myself, have been totally pissed off my face and i'm only fifteen.

Harlstar recomends that a human should never drink, or at least, stay defencivly close to the keg when your grandparents have left you alone for the night.

I got drunk once when I was 12, once was enough Lets just say there was a campsite, a tent full of french people in their early 20's, a little too much to drink, some "releiving", a chase, and then disposal of the beer as fast as humanly possible.

The only good part of the story was that they didn't catch me!

[quote="Nero24200"]I got drunk once when I was 12, once was enough Lets just say there was a campsite, a tent full of french people in their early 20's, a little too much to drink, some "releiving", a chase, and then disposal of the beer as fast as humanly possible.

The only good part of the story was that they didn't catch me!

no, being drunk is OK because you dont remember it, be hung over is crap.