Jacob,
I have neither the time nor the energy to debate the issue of funding with you, and as I have already begun writting my second sermon, I will accept your offer. I would suggest, however, that you reconsider your own willingness to give. Use of your facilities would be a way to donate without having to spend your hard earned coins.
In any event, my next sermon will be held two days from this day, after the mid evening prayer. I do hope you are available at that time. May Ilmater guide you to do what is right.
-Michael Crying God Priest
((Wednesday around 9pm EST))