Most honourable members of the church,
I write to you in this day with the firm intent to see your temple's importance grow to take the place it is due in the scene of Lower Sanctuary in the near future, and for that, I would like to offer you my services as a steward in your most noble establishment of worship.
While not a particularly devout type of person, I know my letters and how to count fairly well. My ability to solve issues in a timely manner and an intimate understanding of human relationships also make of me a well sounded candidate to such a position.
If this postition doesn't currently exist inside your organization or if it is already taken, I am sure we could work out the details and come out with a reasonable plan so both parties can get the most out of what seems, from my point of view, to be a most reasonable offer.
In any case, I would very much appreciate a reply, that can be sent at The Pissing Crone and a short interview to speak face to face of my desire to contribute in my own way to the development of our own sanctuary.
~Sentos Sanarak; ~Sum Coaerentia Mondorum~