Well, I hope its at least makes you giggle:P The Topic's idea is to make those suggestions which are stupid/funny... If you're interested

My suggestion is the Magical Magnet Feat: Due to the your neutral ability to attarct magical toward you, there is a 50% on each move you do to attract Magic eaters. Also, every magical potion you drink and any spell casted on you, might cause the Dis-Existence. This due to the over loading of every possible buff (also those that dms don't like) making your char crash. Dispelling might cause a hole in the plain of Magic, causing serious effects on every creature related to magic (or buffed), to be forced toward the feat.

In case in which there are two of this feat, fighting each other, one will get inside the other, like two drops of water, making both characters to become into one bigger char, depands on one's lvl.

If, an area dispel is casted on two chars, a greater hole will be created, summons each to the other, and making them to be forced to each other. The power of the force is so big, that not only they will become one, but they will consume every creature, magic related or not.

Well, I think that's it. And I don't know what made me write so, but i just felt like (I hope its not against any rules here =S)

Hope to have other suggestions to read :D

At first I didnt know what to say to this thread... Then! I got an idea. >.>

Ice Cube: You should have a drug/drink that gives the character faint hallusinations. Allowing them to see otherwise invisable penguins wandering around in the Dunwarren. If they drink a second one they see the entire server as penguins and get an auto emoted stumble every few seconds. Angry orc? Penguin. Bald Deep Gnome? Penguin. Minotaur? Penguin. Of course while you are hallusinating you'll get immunity to fear, but a -2 ac due to the fact that everything looks cute and harmless.

Items

Potion of Bull - Upon drinking, a will save must be passed every round otherwise the drinker will become a compulsive lyer.

The Oracle - A strange device which answers any yes/no questions with it's infitnate knowledge, often acheiving answers to questions centuarys old. Any can tell when they gain possession of an Oracle, since it has a distinct apperence, a small black ball with a white spot and the number "8" in the center.

Magnifying Glass - Provides a +20 bonus to attack and damage rolls whilst fighting against Formians

Pet Rock - Requires the owner to feed and care for it, and clean up any "accidents" on the carpet.

Spells

Meatier Storm - Like the spell Meteor Storm, but summons angry Rothe

Communicate - A spell which allows one to speak with others over long distances (note: Requires matrial components of two cans and a bit of string)

Speak with Self - The name says it all.

Detect Self - The name says it all.

Summon Monster X (Lawful Evil Varient) - Summons Laywers (if you cannot call upon a lawyer from a lawful evil plane, one will be appointed to you)

Mortinkiens Death-to-the-Caster - The name says it all.

Protection from Fanboys - Like the spell Protection from evil, except the bonus's apply vrs Drow duel wielding Scimitars.

Edit: Typos (Note, this was checked quickly, so I may have missed one or two >_>)

Nero24200 Meatier Storm - Like the spell Meteor Storm, but summons angry Rothe

I stole this from a website earlier:

Rob and Craig, talking online about Spell Thematics--- Craig: I think a great idea for a mage would be a guy with spell thematics: meat. I cast meatball! Wall of meat! Meat missile! Meat armor! Cone of meat! And for the very high lvl mage... meatier swarm! Rob: Prestitenderization. <G> Craig: I can stop that army! *casts rock to meat* Rob: What? Our forces are starving? *casts rock to meat again* ...of course, this incites similar copycat mages.... *casts wall of celery* Craig: *casts cheese storm* ....Of course, the celery mage can summon invisible stalkers. ; >

Nero24200 Items

Potion of Bull - Upon drinking, a will save must be passed every round otherwise the drinker will become a compulsive lyer.

The Oracle - A strange device which answers any yes/no questions with it's infitnate knowledge, often acheiving answers to questions centuarys old. Any can tell when they gain possession of an Oracle, since it has a distinct apperence, a small black ball with a white spot and the number "8" in the center.

Magnifying Glass - Provides a +20 bonus to attack and damage rolls whilst fighting against Formians

Pet Rock - Requires the owner to feed and care for it, and clean up any "accidents" on the carpet.

Spells

Meatier Storm - Like the spell Meteor Storm, but summons angry Rothe

Communicate - A spell which allows one to speak with others over long distances (note: Requires matrial components of two cans and a bit of string)

Speak with Self - The name says it all.

Detect Self - The name says it all.

Summon Monster X (Lawful Evil Varient) - Summons Laywers (if you cannot call upon a lawyer from a lawful evil plane, one will be appointed to you)

Mortinkiens Death-to-the-Caster - The name says it all.

Protection from Fanboys - Like the spell Protection from evil, except the bonus's apply vrs Drow duel wielding Scimitars.

Edit: Typos (Note, this was checked quickly, so I may have missed one or two >_>)

I'll give you 5000gp for a scroll of Edit:Typos.

Here some neat spellls of my own:

these to are obvious: PC to DM: AKA PC2DM DM to PC: AKA DM2PC

and only Player base game can cast them (other wise its an unlimited spell game...)

another is: "summon DM": especially good when a dm is trying to add monsters on the way, it will disturb his work while you can hastily cast DM2PC, and bam! :P Also good incase you want a spice to your quest.

Also, a another curse (a form of Bestew curse): Fry! this spell will turn the victim to some familiar variant of Fry from futurama, decreasing all abilities to 3. While, Frys Transformation (The equivalent of Tenser's ) gives you 25 to all abilities due to worms who came to your stomach...

Anime Undead: The undead now is the Anime version, gives him +2 charisma due to coolness :D

Drow to Word: Turns drow into words which one can pronounce easily, each pronouncing causes great dmg, technic: Cast Drow to Word, pronounce to the end, but don't finish, then Word to Drow and finish him.

Finish Him: Like in mortal combat, simply. This spell gives you several ways to finish your opponent, very unwise to use its form of Friendly. Forms: 1st - for wizards; 2nd - sorcerers; Animality-for druids; Friendly - bards;

Another Power word: Supercliforgalisticexpialidoutious, of the 9th level. Very hard to cast, and requires an umbrella. Strongest form of charm person, and same (but stronger) bonus to all allies like the Bard's song.

While, Frys Transformation (The equivalent of Tenser's ) gives you 25 to all abilities due to worms who came to your stomach...

One of my favorite episodes :) I remember a spell from Baldur's Gate II that turned the enemy into a squirrel. We should have one that turns an enemy into a small underdark creature. Or a mushroom!

Speaking of Baldur's Gate...

A big Beholder is flying above and drops a rothe on the victim?

I am just playing through Baldur's Gate II actually. Minsc and Edwin for the win!

heres a spell.

Turn off all dumb forum thingies.-pretty much what it says.

Ignoreing arrow. the other char can talk and talk and talk. but you cannot hear him/her.**defintetley her))

Cats Claws.-WOunds yourself and allies

Death to undeath. revrese of undeath to death except on a more massive scale that animate dead

[quote="Thomas_Not_very_wise"]Turn off all dumb forum thingies.-pretty much what it says.

Another forum spell:

Forum Knock - Vets from BG1&2 would get this, though it's minorly funny. I just think im going to enjoy annoying the hell out of he-who-lacks-wisdom-of-the-freeform.