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The place where we live, is crap.

Yes. It is.

For you foreign people, on November the 5th we Celebrate Bonfire Night, if you've seen V for Vendetta, you will know what it's about. But basically it results in having BIIIIIG bonfires, and letting off fireworks. Most people are sensible and go to public shows, where people know what they're doing, but people CAN buy their own fireworks. Now where I live, I share a 3rd floor flat with my flatmate (From here on called "Low") and my Girlfriend (Who you will know as Phoenix/Canonball Ruby). We live in a shit estate, surrounded by scum and ruffians. Now of course scum and ruffians love fire and explosions, so we knew that they would all be buying their own fireworks. So we were going to buy some beers, sit on the balcony on November 5th and watch it all (Actually, it was like the damn Blitzkrieg from the 3rd - 6th of Nov :s). Well on November 4th, we saw this in the garden across from ours.

A home made bonfire. a BIG home made bonfire. Those wooden posts are for washing lines, the bonfire is using one as a central support pole. There are mattresses, chairs, crates, EVERYTHING. Well of course we were a little nervous, that was a big fire, but we also thought they would be lucky if they ever got to light it.

Sure enough, November the 5th rolled by and by about 7 O clock they had let off a few fireworks, and were all pretty drunk. Then the poilice appeared, obviously quite deteremined not to let them light the fire and also tried to confiscate their fireworks because they were drunkThe scum responded by letting off ALL their fireworks at once, it was quite a pretty site. Then a chav snuck behind the fire and through what looked like a god damn petrol bomb into the fire, and it lit.

The Lower voice is mine, the other voice is Low's. You can hear Phoenix in the background in places too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KSFDGArcEk

Then the fire department came and put it out, the chavs WERE'NT happy. There was mayhem.

EDIT: Yes I know I sound stupid, also, warning, lots of swearing too.

They went out to the front of tha flats and the main road, where the blocked off the road and started setting of HUUUGE fireworks. The ones you need an explosives license to own, they then started walking down the street throwing rockets, and bangers and etc etc at cars and everything else. God DAMN. They had to call in police dogs and RIOT POLICE.

It was on the news and everything.

The police came round yesterday, they're sweeping the whole area. The official count was that there were about 200 people causing havoc all down the area.

All that over a damn fire.

The place where we live, is crap.

Well, that's as good an excuse as any to fortify the door and play more EfU.

That was one amazing fire, I can't believe how big and bright it was!

reminds me of round here only round where i live the people turn rocket fireworks into Bazokas (amazing what you can do with some hollow lead pipe.)

The people i go to school with, are crap.

i dont sound like that

I love it. That was beautiful. Thanks.

I seriously love it when Chavs are caught on camera doing dumbass stuff. You've got to make more films!

So going up there to you guys next Nov 5th.

Also, Clucky, you sound like Jack Osbourne.

Everyone says that when they hear themselves on tape though... i actually found it quite funny.... Chav's on a rampage.

You called it. All hell broke loose. Good stuff.

No smores?

Unfortunatly, my origional comment was before i actualy watched the movie. Now that i have watched it i need to say:

Burn mother%@^&er burn, burn mother#%^&er burn, we don't need no water, burn mother#^&$er burn.

Man, im movin into that building. :D :lol: :D

OH LAWD IS DAT SUM ORIGINAL CONTENT ?!

Ah chavs, the figurative excrement of the boot of the world, I hate those guys.

Had alot up in Scotland during the 5th, I was with some mates playing D'n'D (you may cheer now), and in the past, in the feild across from my friends house, they had fireworks displays, until they moved it downfeild, that didn't stop some chavs from having their own display though. I was disapointed, I didn't see any set themselves on fire or anything, and here was me hoping for a show, and instead I get a firework display.