CALLING ALL TECHNOLOGISTS

Do you consider yourself an authority when it comes to the use and construction of magical technology? If so, you are cordially invited to an all-expenses-paid feast at the Pissing Crone. Soak in the sounds of today's greatest performing talent. Discuss your trade secrets with friends who share your ambitions. You have nothing to lose, and everything to gain, so come dine with us on (Friday 11th November, 5:00PM EST), and we will give you something to be excited about!