Whats the difference between a truck full of marbles, and a truck full of babies?

YOU CANT GET THE MARBLES OUT WITH A PITCHFORK.

The Spambots are funnier.

And they don't offend people, either. (except the odd 'MASSIVE DICK ACTION' bot, but those don't count.)

Thats not a spambot....its a spac sta- no wait, its a player, my bad

I laughed.

Also, the van of marbles isn't as fantastically delicious with hotsauce.

But I guess thats just me.

That I would cry alot more if the van of marbles crashed

you people scare me... Yet i continue to waste my life on the forums.... Maybe it's a sign...

And i have to go with Nero, i'd cry for the marbles...

:cry:

What's worse than ten dead babies in ten dumpsters?

One dead baby in ten dumpsters.

I hope this is locked soon.

Now, that being said....

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

A doctor walks into the room of a patent whom has recently given birth with her baby in his arms. He drops the baby and says "opps, silly me, let me get that" he steps in the baby and says the same thing and he is doing this right in front of the mother.

The mother faints and the doctor says "relax lady, your baby was a stillborn anyway"

Whats red, and has more brains than the baby you just shot?

The wall behind it.

We tell these jokes all day at my school, until our Teachers can't take it anymore. >.>

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty-eight year olds?

There's twenty of em!

I mean, oh! You soulless monsters! How dare thee!

:roll:

In the words of one of the many arguments between me and a drama/history/art teacher (she's multi talented)

"Have you no heart!?"

I'm.. I'm.. I'm almost at a complete loss of words... Its not funny at all, And I know a better one. >.> but... wow this is cruel.

We aim to please :D

Think of the children.

yes, all those poor, dead babies.

Think of the pixies!

It is certainly a fine idea to lighten up, and I understand that these provide shock value, but have a baby and then you will not find these types of baby jokes all that funny anymore.