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Cog's Concupiscent Contraptions!

Cog's Concupiscent Contraptions is now open and taking contracts on the creation of inventions to ease your day to day dandrum!

Now Crafting Priestly Wands! Many sorts available, Wands that heal, open locks, enhance your senses to reveal hidden foes, identify magical items, Remove diseases, Hold Foes fast!

Now Selling! - Arrows of Light! Have a foe that you want to be able to follow, or a far-off area you want to see? One of these shimmering shafts will do the job for you with ease!

For sale - An amulet that will harden your skin and protect you from harm! Only 600 coins! (//amulet of natural armour +1)

For sale - An Arcane Undercloak! Magically enhance your knowledge of Spellcraft and Lore and impress your friends with your all encompassing knowledge!

Now Selling! The C.R.O.W.B.A.R.! Tired of having your goals thwarted by a stuck or barred door? With the C.R.O.W.B.A.R., all you need is a moment of time, and the gods given muscles you were blessed with to have a chance of opening the constipated portal, and making your egress / ingress!

The C.R.O.W.B.A.R.! Only 275 gold coins!

Have an idea for an invention that you just cant be bothered to create yourself? For a small fee, Cog Ippensher will design it, and bring a pornotype to production on your behalf!

All correspondance to be delivered to Cog Ippensher, c/o the Rock Bottom Inn (maildrop only).

Cog Ippensher, inventor and Gondsman, takes no liability for the use of any tool that is sold, and in his inventive capacity is unaffiliated with the Seekers in any way, shape, or form. All rights reserved, all patents pending.

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prestonhunt bring a pornotype to production

Your theories intrigue me. I shall seek you out for the pornotype you speak of.

J. Mehoff

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