Looking for all hired muscle, goons, stooges, yesmen, nomen, and confidence men to form a guild. We men of the blade have been relegated to "meatshieldry" and other such insults for far too long. We need to unionize. Or something. Goonery is a respectable occupation going back eons. My forefathers were muscle bound hired help and so am I. If you are interested in forming the Goon Guild, or perhaps something with a better name, look for Jarlak. I stay in the Pissing Crone.

Jarlak Tanaga.

*written by: Gral Gnomelinger scribe services, inc.*

I've been thinking something similar to this as well, Jarlak. Name's Stan. Should I join this guild, I won't submit myself being an underling, subordinate, or any shit like that. Just find me around Pissing Crone as well, and let's talk things straight.

Jarlak has someone translate the writing for him to understand.

"We are all equal in my vision of the guild of goonery. I'm just about getting some respect. You know, a magical enhancement spell here and there, maybe some healing from time to time. God forbid someone actually cast invisibility spells on us to save our ass from the fire."