Footmen's are up to their necks in people we have to bring in so Garv's outsourcing and offering bounties on some of them.

WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE:

[crossed out] 1. Axe. Wanted for murder of several Upper citizens, including the Tormy Leon Belmont. Wears black platemail, tower shield, dwarven waraxe. Huge half-orc male with a pale face, weighs over 500 kilograms. Bald. Very ugly and dumb. Bring this one alive for a public execution in Lower. Attacking him anywhere is fine.

[crossed out] 2. Mormont Baelister. Wanted for two counts of assault of a Footman and resisting arrest. Human male. Wears black platemail, wields a bastard sword and tower shield. Prone to getting real pissed if you call him a son of a gutterwench.

This next one's not offered by Garv or paying an official bounty, but they's hunted by Lower Footmen and you might wanna save us some trouble.

[crossed out] 3. Hayley's Angels. Wanted for murder of Ellie's gang including more than a dozen children. Hayley's a blonde wench who's always smiling. Wears leather armor and wields a greatsword. Is always accompanied by two human males. One is "Coach," an old guy with white hair. Other is Wesley, wields a greatsword and sometimes flies into a rage. They're all crazy idiots.

Bonuses may be rewarded based on:

- style and execution - difficulty - brought to Garv alive - promptness - amount of shit you don't stir by said bounty collecting. We don't want Uppers whining to us that you're assaulting people in Upper.

Footman Tommy Ten-irons

It's been a week and what became of all them criminals? Tommy tells you.

Baelister killed Axe. I didn't see it happen but I'm guessing it happened right outside Rock Bottom, because Axe was that stupid. Amow-elfwench brought his slashed up body down, told me she didn't kill him but Baelister did. I told her I ain't gonna give Baelister the bounty because he already has a bounty, so she collected the bounty, went back to Upper threw some of the coins down from their cliff, nearly killing a few nearby kiddies. Perfect example of Upper shitting on us. I dragged Axe's body to the goblins where he probably fed them all for a week.

As for Baelister, he went to Hoar's place for a trial but footed it right before Lakes was going to say the verdict. He put up a good fight but escaped to Upper the way they always do--invis potion and ran for lift. Then he decided he had enough, came back down, chugged a right good cocktail of potions and wrecked MAYHEM. He hacked Orison up in two hits, while Tane and me were working on him. Eventually it got to be too much even for his potion supply and he fell to Danny Tane, Lakes, Gideon, ol'Tommy and some random Footmen archers. When the Hoarans quickly stripped the body, they found out Baelister was a leper. No wonder he was such an asshole. So instead of covering him in rothedung and burning him in Lower (like the Hoarans wanted), we took him to outside Lower gates and burned him there. RIP Baelister.

Hayley's Angels. Anyone who was at Intryzz's party a couple days ago will recall it with fondness, cause it were a damn good show. Them Angels wanted angel wing implants, so fought as a team in one of Althub Nor's matches. They faced a big angel with a sword that whined about being there. Nonetheless it kicked their asses and with great irony. It killed Coach pretty soon into the fight, then Wes, Hayley took a while cause she were desperate and chugging invis potions, but she died eventually. Intryzz sucked out the angel's brains, then the plunder began. Not by me, but some other people that I can't remember, not that I care. A good time was had by all. If things go my way, Althub can hold his games in Lower without breaking no rules. If you have a problem with that, tough.

One bounty that weren't told to the public was Marvolo. He was caught, tried by the Watchies, exiled from Upper, brought to Lower, tried again by Hoar people, tortured by me, Lakes, Gideon, Agent Lindgren, Danny Tane and Laramie Lathae. Memnon was there too but I can't remember if he did any of the torturing. Then Marv was killed rather than tell us where he kept the Tormy Leon Belmont's body. That took some guts. Then he rose from the dead as a shadowy thing, we had to kill him one more time, and after that we weren't sure if we had to kill him AGAIN, but he didn't come back.

Tommy Ten-irons, Golden Merc