Pissing Crone,
This letter is directed to any representative of the Pissing Crone who'd be willing to talk to me about a job opportunity and what's involved in working at the Crone.
I'm able to handle most any threat that I'm challenged with. I can work with bows, arrows, swords and even two swords at one time. I've a rather good eye and a silent step, and I know how to fight with a professional stance.
Talk to you soon.
-Jacob Geigne