*in an elegant and practiced hand* I present myself as a newely arrived individual to this city of the depths. I seek others who indulge in that most noble of studies, the study of philosophy. All outlooks are welcome if the owner does not take undue displeasure at the testing of said outlook. Any wishing the noble greatness of discussion and understanding leave a letter marked 'Diastreon' at the quaint inn known as the 'Pissing Crone'. - Diastreon of Waterdeep