Good Sirs,
I have noticed the numerous postings about town and was wondering if it would be possible to arrange a meeting of how I may be able to lend my hand.
While I am far from a conventional guard canidate, I would like to speak with one of your ranks in hopes of persuading you to allow me to graciously work for your cause, and that which your house stands for.
I can be contacted at the Rock Bottom.
~Francis Westin